23 Apr

What Matters NOW

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Yes, my friends, I’ve been away.  Thinking.  Reflecting.

I knew the blog would eventually take me to this place.  Sex is a wonderful, HOLY part of life.  True, many of my posts spark silly smiles and gutteral chuckles.  Who can’t point to an embarrassing moment or A-Ha point in his or her sexual life?  But sex is so much more than technique, scented candles, and physical acts.  Sex is the truest form of communication between two people.  It’s the driving force behind the species.

Sex represents life itself.

So I knew the time would come when I would have to face much more than sex.  I would have to face the meaning of life itself.

Sigh.

We do a good job at doing our jobs.  We wake, go to work, or, these days, try to find work.  We band-aid our child’s knee, fix dinner, make sure there’s clean underwear to wear.  We move.  Sometimes we move ahead.  Sometimes we step back.  But we check off as many things as we can on our daily “to do” lists and try to be productive.

Isn’t it always about being productive?  Isn’t it always about the chase?

We diet to lose that last ten, we shop to find the perfect chair, we try to figure out how to be happier.  Meanwhile, we chase the superficial to take the place of the real.  If we could just get that next promotion, find the perfect partner, achieve that unobtainable goal.  If we could just . . . If the future could just . . .

Life would appear to be about the chase.

The beauty about true sexual relations is that it’s about the here and now.  Think about something besides the feelings between you and your lover, and you will miss the experience.  Focus upon yourself–to the exclusion of the one you love–and you will walk away feeling empty.

Sex is about sensing what is present:  touch, taste, sight, sound, smell.  It’s about translating what you sense into connection, release, commitment.  It’s translating release, connection and commitment into love.  It’s translating love into true power.

True power comes from honoring the here and now instead of focusing upon the chase of tomorrow.

Sex is the universe’s answer to our ridiculous way of life.  We don’t need to earn money in order to obtain status.  We don’t need status in order to obtain happiness.

What we need is nothing more than our naked selves–naked in every sense–honoring the present by giving and accepting love.

Sex gives us life in more ways than one.

 

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09 Apr

A Guide for Male Multiple Orgasm

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Dear Red,

Can guys really have multiple orgasms?

Anonymous

 

Dear ?,

Why no name?  Is sex really that embarrassing?  Hmmmm.

To answer your question, YES, men can have multiple orgasms!  In fact, ANY man can have multiple orgasms.  It’s no more than a technique to learn.  Thank God, right?  Or, maybe, OHHHHH GOD!!!!

Want to learn how?  Here are some tips.

To get to the core of the matter, get underneath your core.  The same muscles women use to obtain multiple orgasms are the ones men use.  They’re called the PC (pubbococcygeus) muscles.  You might hear them referred to as the pelvic floor.

PC muscles start and stop urine’s flow.  Strengthening them will help solve incontinence issues and treat prostate pain.  In tip top condition, they’ll also delay ejaculation.  Delaying ejaculation is the key to multiple orgasms.

Where the hell are your PC muscles?  Well, go to the bathroom and urinate.  Now try to stop midstream.  Feel those muscles?  Yep, that’s them.

Once you find the muscles, you need to exercise them.  It should only take a few weeks get them, er, ripped.  Squeeze the muscle and hold the squeeze for several seconds.  Now gradually release.  Repeat ten to twenty times a few times per day.  If you’re doing it correctly, you’ll probably notice your testicles rise just a bit.  You may have had that penis your whole life, but this exercise is going to-literally-get you in touch with it like never before.  And once you understand your body, you will be able to contract and relax upon demand.

Why is it important to know how to relax while having sex?  Well, my sweet, that’s how you get those amazing multiple gems.  When you think you’re at the point of no return, you need to be able to back off and relax.  I have found the best way to relax is not to think about your orgasm during sex.  Don’t think about NOT wanting to orgasm.  Don’t think about delaying orgasm.  Just focus upon your partner.

Focusing upon the experience, instead of the result, will bring your sexual pleasure to highs you’ve not known.  You can go for HOURS without ejaculating.  Believe it.

A normal male orgasm ends in ejaculation.  But multiple orgasms are non-ejaculatory.  That’s a good thing.  When you ejaculate, you tend to get really, really tired.  A non-ejaculatory orgasm is only going to build intensity and energy.

What does a non-ejaculatory orgasm feel like?  Well, some men say it’s somewhat different than a normal orgasm.  Others say it feels just like a normal orgasm.  The main difference, I’m told, is that a typical orgasm focuses feeling soley in the genital region.  A non-ejaculatory orgasm is spread throughout the body and sometimes straight to your brain–yeah, the other one.  These types of orgasms are much more in line with what women experience.  Your body will still jerk, but the rush is going to last a hell of a long time.

Here’s the summary:

1.  Focus upon your partner.

2.  When you think you’re going to the point of no return, squeeze your PC muscles.

3.  Take long, slow breaths.

4.  Repeat.

 

If this technique doesn’t work for you, try using your fingers to squeeze your penis tip.  You, or your partner, can also put pressure on the area between your testicles and anus.  That area is called the perineum.  You, or your partner, can also gently pull your testicles away from your body.  All of these techniques work for some men.  None of them seem to work for all.

Hope that helps!  Enjoy!

Love and lace,

Robin

 

 

 

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07 Apr

Faberge and the Last of the Romanovs: A Story of Love and Tragedy

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Few figures in history have fascinated us as much as Czar Nicholas II and  Czarina Alexandra, particularly their personal lives. In retrospect, the two  monarchs and their five children seemed doomed from the beginning. While the  turmoil of coming revolution swirled around them, the family resided in an  insular world, surrounded by luxury and opulence. However, the magnificent  Imperial Easter Eggs made by the master jeweler Peter Carl Faberge and his  workshop of designers truly symbolize the Romanov’s wealth and power. Today  these extraordinary works of art are worth millions of dollars, prized by  billionaires and art museums as invaluable centerpieces of their  collections.

Yet, the Faberge Easter Eggs also represent the immortality of love. Nicholas  and Alexandra, in spite of their weaknesses as rulers, had a long and passionate  marriage lasting almost a quarter of a century. Although Alexander III,  Nicholas’ father was the first czar to give a Faberge egg to his spouse at  Easter starting in 1885, the young emperor continued this annual practice when  he ascended the throne nearly a decade later.

In fact, Nicholas would present two Easter eggs each year: one to his mother,  the Dowager Empress Maria and the other to his wife Alexandra or Sunny, as he  called her. His gifts to Sunny, though, reflect the public and private  relationship between the royal lovers, ultimately telling the story of their  tragic fate.

Somehow all of these priceless treasures have miraculously survived, escaping  the destruction of revolution and war. Twenty-one in total, they range from the  resplendent diamond covered Rosebud Easter Egg of 1894. the first of Czarina  Alexandra’s Faberge eggs and a sign of the couple’s new life together, to the  dark Steel Military Easter Egg mounted on artillery shells constructed during  the austere years of World War I when the Russian empire was close to  collapse.

Did the Czarina Alexandra have her favorite one? A likely choice would have  been the gold Coronation Easter Egg of 1897, celebrating the triumphant moment  of Alexandra’s crowning in Moscow. How could the twenty-four year old empress  resist the surprise inside: an ingenious miniature replica (complete with moving  wheels and red upholstery) of the eighteenth century coach of Catherine II in  which Alexandra rode to the ceremony that day. Instead it brought back memories  of the tragedy that marked what should have been a joyous occasion: the loss of  over a thousand of her new subjects’ lives in a stampede for beer and souvenirs  a couple of days after the coronation. An event that was interpreted by the more  superstitious members of the Russian populace as an evil portent of the  future.

So Alexandra probably preferred the Faberge eggs that were inspired by her  growing family, starting with the Lilies of the Valley Easter Egg done early in  her marriage. This elegant Art Nouveau creation decorated with pearls and rubies  combined Alexandra’s enjoyment of flowers with her love of her children. How  delighted she must have been by another surprise: three watercolor portraits of  her husband and two baby daughters, Olga and Tatiana that slowly emerged from  the interior of the egg with just a slight turn of a button on the side.

The striking jade colored exterior of the Alexander Palace Easter Egg, of  nearly a decade later, was adorned with representations of her children too;  this time, the two eldest joined by three more siblings, Maria, Anastasia, and  the long anticipated heir, Alexis. But even Grand Duchesses and a Czarevich  needed a home. For hidden inside the egg is an intricate model of the family  residence, the Alexander Palace.

The Czarina might have viewed the lapis lazuli and gold Czaverich Easter Egg,  created in remembrance of the recovery of the eight year old Alexis, with mixed  feelings: grateful that he had survived near fatal bleeding from hemophilia and  yet still haunted by his terrible suffering. In Alexandra’s eyes, reputed holy  man Rasputin was the savior of her son, leading to the monk’s elevation as her  adviser, another factor that would ensure the fall of the Romanovs.

For by 1912, when the Czarevich East Egg was finished, Nicholas’ reign had  already been weakened by the loss of the Russo-Japanese War and the unsuccessful  Revolution of 1905. World War I, which broke out a few years later, would  initially unify the country against its foreign enemies. Czarina Alexandra and  the Grand Duchesses Olga and Tatiana joined in the patriotic effort,  volunteering to treat the wounded and dying soldiers back from the war front.  Faberge captured their devotion in the Red Cross with Triptych Easter Egg of  1915 decorated with two portraits of Alexandra’s daughters, dressed in the  simple attire of nurses.

However, by 1916, the foreboding black Steel Military Easter Egg mentioned  above was an omen of the end. It would be the last Imperial Faberge egg from  Nicholas to Alexandra; what a contrast to the fragile beauty of the Rosebud  Easter Egg of some two decades before.

In March, 1917, Czar Nicholas abdicated. The Imperial family, including the  five children, were executed in July, 1918, after a long imprisonment. Peter  Carl Faberge was forced to flee to Switzerland, dying there in 1920, just a few  years after the czar he had served so loyally.

The final Faberge Easter Egg, though, is still waiting for the Czarina  Alexandra. The Constellation Easter Egg was only discovered in 2001 (although  its authenticity is questioned by some experts) and never delivered because of  the overthrow of the Imperial dynasty. It is unfinished, composed primarily of  blue glass and supported on a crystal base, a sad remnant of the once brilliant  vision of Faberge.

To view some of the famous Faberge Easter Eggs, go to http://www.artseverydayliving.com, click on the  blog, and see the September 16, 2011 article on the Faberge eggs.

Joan Hart is executive director of Museum One, Inc., a non-profit outreach  service in Washington, D.C., bringing the arts into the local community. She is  the author of Through an Artist’s Eyes: Learning to Live Creatively, a  how-to-book that enables readers to develop their own inner creativity and apply  it to the personal cycle of everyday living. For more information, visit: http://www.artseverydayliving.com.

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05 Apr

Red’s Top 30 Romance Tips

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All you need is love.  But a little romance now and then never hurt anyone.  We’ve read your emails since our last post, and I know you’re searching for ways to be more romantic with that special person in your life.  Today, I’m answering those emails with a simple list of romantic gestures that work for men or women.  Let me know what you think, add as you see fit, and enjoy your love.

Love and lace,

Robin

1.  Send a card or note to your lover’s place of work.

2.  Send a card or note to your lover’s home–even if it’s the home you share.

3.  Text a link to a special song out of the blue.

4.  Give your special someone a special kiss when he or she least expects it.  Don’t worry whether or not others are around.

5.  In the middle of your partner’s conversation about the kids, the bills, whatever, find a pause.  Then tell your partner–out of the blue–that you love them and the top three reasons why.  Finish with a quick peck on the hair, the forehead, the cheek and resume the conversation with, “OK, so we were talking about dinner at your Mom’s” or whatever else had been the topic.

6.  Cook your significant other a romantic dinner.  You know what?  Just cook dinner.  And do the dishes.

7.  Pack a quick meal to take somewhere and watch the sunset together.

8.  Spend an entire morning, or day, in bed snuggling.

9.  Hold hands.

10.  Show interest in your loved one’s interests.

11.  Listen.  No, I mean it.  Put the book down, turn off the TV, and STOP what you’re doing.  Look at your partner and LISTEN.

12.  Do that one thing on the “honey-do” list he or she has been asking you to accomplish for some time.

13.  Cuddle after sex.

14.  If money allows, book a couple’s massage.  Rubbing your partner’s feet doesn’t cost a dime.

15.  Speak about your dreams for your future together with your loved one.

16.  Do something bold and new together:  parasail, rock climbing, biking a trail, etc.

17.  Flirt, flirt, flirt!!!

18.  Conserve water by taking a shower together.  (wink)

19.  Head to a comedy club, or snuggle together watching a comedy special on TV with a glass of wine.  Laughter is the best romance.

20.  Care for each other on a deeply intimate level.  Shave his beard, wash her hair, etc.

21.  Look into your lover’s eyes.  Hold the loook.  Smile.

22.  Undress your partner slowly, seductively, and with love.  Compliment as you go.

23.  Put on a fire and make love.

24.  Say I’m sorry.

25.  Take a nap together.

26.  Sleep naked.

27.  Walk down memory lane with an outing to one of your first date spots.

28.  Whip cream.  Really??  You need me to say more??

29.  Frame a special photo and place by the bed.

30. Say I love you.

 

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03 Apr

Romantic Bryce

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The first day of Spring has come and gone.  With it comes new beginnings and a chance to reflect upon  past lives that have been my life.

There was a time—too many eons ago—when I’d mix some lovely vodka creation to toast the evening and celebrate the adventures of the day.  Don’t get me wrong, I still mix it up every night.  Today I mix colors and lights in the same load of laundry.  Yeah, I’m that exciting.

Actually, I almost decided to become a nudist whilst standing upon that mountain of laundry that made Mt. Everest look obtainable.  But then I took a peek in the rear view mirror, assessed my ass, and threw in another load.  Sigh.

But I digress . . .

There was a time the sun rising meant it was time to hit the bed.  Now the sun rising indicates I need to get my rear out of bed.

There was a time I was the joker at the party.  Now I’m the one telling the joke at the dinner party.

There was a time I thought glass slippers translated into happy ever after.  Now I realize glass slippers translate into sore feet.

Yes, there was a time.

You know what?  I figure I’m going to look back upon this stuff and laugh.  So why not laugh NOW?  I’m getting older, and life has changed.

What hasn’t changed is my need for love and romance.  I’m a HUGE romantic at heart.  Candle lit dinners, love notes, corny movies—bring them on!!  Pet names, shared intimacies, and whispered sweet nothings rock my world.

I wish my significant other felt the same.

Don’t get me wrong, Bryce is a good man.  Remember Bryce?  I met him on a boat last August and wrote about him in Four Men in a Boat: Bryce.  Well, we moved in together, and life is good. We’re compatible in so many ways—religion, politics, money, sex.  He’s the best friend with that certain skill set (wink) that I’ve been searching for for so very long now.

And I’m grateful.

I’m just not blown away.

WHERE are the seductive words, the heartfelt compliments, the beautiful texts and conversations of old? WHERE are the passionate embraces? Seriously, did the romance die that quickly?

I’m as confused as Adam on Mother’s Day.

Or I was.

The problem with being a woman, is, well, I’m a woman.  I don’t easily understand the romantic tendencies of men.  But just because Bryce’s idea of romance doesn’t mirror mine, doesn’t mean the mirror’s broken.  I decided to try and see our relationship from Bryce’s eyes.  The realizations made me smile.  See if you can relate.

1.  Bryce brings me into his “guy world” and shares the real him.  Baseball games?  Drinks with the guys?  Workouts at the gym?  Men have special enclaves in their world which they keep to themselves, unless they feel the woman in their life is too important not to include.  I may not accept every invitation, but the invitation is always extended.  The message is clear.  I’m not only his lover, I’m his friend and partner, and I belong anywhere he does.

2.  He actually listens to what I have to say.  Well, most of the time anyway.  It’s no secret that my mouth is big enough to eat a banana sideways.  But that actually makes his efforts even more romantic.  I’m worth the time and energy—oh, and earache.  (smile)

3.  His affectionate gestures are more subtle than when he was actively courting me, but they’re also more spontaneous and real.  Out of the blue, Bryce will nuzzle into my hair, kiss me on the forehead, flash me the sweetest , most loving smile.  He’s no longer hunting me; he has me.  These acts are not contrived.  Because of that, they mean more.

4.  Bryce focuses more upon loving than upon romancing.  He’s quick to cover me in blankets on the couch, knead my sore feet, bring me a cup of tea.  He forgives my impatience, compromisesto my side, and supports me in whatever decisions I make.

Sometimes this know-it-all woman does NOT know it all.  At.  All.

Are you like me?  Well then realize the elevator to romantic bliss is out of order.  In order to achieve happiness and REAL romance, you need to take the stairs—one small step at a time.  Remember, sometimes your knight in shining armor is your man-on-the-spot wrapped in tin foil.  Everything and anything can shine, if you choose to see the sparks.

Bryce isn’t as interested in romance as he is in love.  And he lets me know—every day—that  I am the one he loves.  THAT is the best romance of all.

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27 Mar

Red Reads

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Ahhhhh, I’m smiling.  Thank you to the number of folks who’ve written lately asking for poetry suggestions.  I’m happy to help.  There’s a lot of meaninful, beautiful erotica out there.

First, let’s begin with the classics.  Think the classics are boring?  Uh, think again.

i like my body when it is with your
body.  It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body.  i like what it does,
i like its hows.  i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss,  i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh… And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new – E.E. Cummings

Sigh.  Doesn’t get much hotter than that, honey bunny.
How about a smile with your sex?  This one is also by Mr. Cummings.
may i feel said he
(i’ll squeal said she
just once said he)
it’s fun said she
 
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
 
(let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she) 

may i stay said he
which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she

may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you’re willing said he
(but you’re killing said she

but it’s life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she

(tiptop said he
don’t stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she
 
(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you’re divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)

And Red loves Cummings, says SHE.
Ovid  (20 March 43 BC – AD 17/18) is another one of my classical favorites.  Check out what he has to say about preparing for a woman in The Art of Love . . .

Book I Part XIV: Look Presentable

 

Don’t delight in curling your hair with tongs,

don’t smooth your legs with sharp pumice stone.

Leave that to those who celebrate Cybele the Mother,

howling wildly in the Phrygian manner.

Male beauty’s better for neglect: Theseus

carried off Ariadne, without a single pin in his hair.

Phaedra loved Hippolytus: he was unsophisticated:

Adonis was dear to the goddess, and fit for the woods.

Neatness pleases, a body tanned from exercise:

a well fitting and spotless toga’s good:

no stiff shoe-thongs, your buckles free of rust,

no sloppy feet for you, swimming in loose hide:

don’t mar your neat hair with an evil haircut:

let an expert hand trim your head and beard.

And no long nails, and make sure they’re dirt-free:

and no hairs please, sprouting from your nostrils.

No bad breath exhaled from unwholesome mouth:

don’t offend the nose like a herdsman or his flock.

Leave the rest for impudent women to do,

or whoever’s the sort of man who needs a man.

  

Pretty good stuff for back in the day, eh?  And, what the heck, let’s look at one more favorite . . .

John Donne.  Oh, c’mon!  You already know Mr. Donne’s work!  Sure you do.  He’s the English poet, lawyer and priest–yep, all three–who famously wrote . . .

… any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.. ”

Passionate man, Mr. Donne, or Reverend Donne, or Donne the Esquire, or, well, whatever.  Meanwhile, his passions were more than stirred during the writing of his famous poem, The Perfume, a poem about clandestine lovers.

Though he had wont to search with glazed eyes,

As though he came to kill a cockatrice,

Though he oft sworn, that he would remove

Thy beauty’s beauty, and food of our love,

Hope of his goods, if I with thee were seen,

Yet close and secret, as our souls, we have been.

 

Need more reading material?  Email me.  Till then, enjoy.  Love, Red

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25 Mar

Facebook Breakup

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23 Mar

I Might Be Laughing, But That Doesn’t Mean You’re Funny, Honey Bunny

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The email began simply.

Dear Red,  A fine 1997 Chateau-La Cardonne Bordeaux would go well with my robust and flavorful genitals, even after the third helping! Love, a REAL Red Lover

Really, Mr. REAL????

Darling, were you trying to be funny?  One can only hope you were trying to be funny.  Here’s my response–stolen from a Facebook friend:

Dear Dick, Your member is so small, that it might be better enjoyed with milk, after it makes love to a Cheerio.

Love and kisses,

Red

Sigh.
I’m often amazed at the number of emails I get from men regarding their private parts.  There are pictures where they’ve painted them to look like super heros, pictures of them being masturbated in panties obviously not belonging to me, and pictures where they’re proudly held against a ruler.

Didn’t I write an article about the penis and the ruler??  Hmmmm.

All of your pictures started me thinking.  Uh, no, I’m not thinking about which wine goes best with pork sausage links.  I’m a bacon girl myself and prefer pigs sliced and diced and fried to almost a burnt- crisp!!  (Just food for thought, dah-ling.)

No, I was trying to think about what makes something funny.  After all, I didn’t find that email–or any of the others–vulgar.  Saying something is “gay” or that “Your young people (read:  black/hispanic) would be better served, if they travelled to our suburban training center . . . ” or that a woman got a job, because she was nice to look at . . . well THAT is vulgar.  That is truly vulgar to me.  People trying to be funny who don’t know how to be funny.  That’s just sad.

Another explanation for finding things funny comes in the form of the incongruity theory, the idea that we laugh when we’re surprised [source: ScienceDaily]. Neurologically, we’re hard-wired to expect certain patterns in behavior and storytelling. When a joke bucks these expectations, the brain is forced to perceive an idea in two separate frames of mind. A sort of tickle for the brain [source: Martin].

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21 Mar

Man Survey

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With a full-time job, two teenage kids, a two-hour plus daily commute, and two writing gigs, you’d think I would be short on free time.  Apparently not.  Maybe it’s just that I like to talk to people.  Maybe it’s just that I like to talk.  But more and more, I find myself chatting with folks upon all sorts of sex and relationship forums.

This past week, I made it my business to find out the answers to some of the most forbidden questions I’ve had as a woman.  You know!  The questions you’d never bother to ask, because you would never get a straight answer anyway?  Come to find out, men you’ve never met will tell you about anything you want to know—just as long as they can type the answers instead of looking you in the eye.

So here my dear readers, is the result of my non-scientific, informal survey of approximately forty-odd men.  They ranged in age from 29-58, were all over the board in terms of race, religion, socio-economic status, and geographic location.  It should be noted that I was discussing heterosexual relationships, so no homosexual men were interviewed.

Red:  You and your honey are about to have that first-time sex.  She’s ready for you.  See, she’s got a condom handy.  Are you thinking she’s a:

  1. Slut?  20%
  2. Practical Woman Practicing Safe Sex?  10%
  3. A Woman Who REALLY wants YOU?  60%
  4. A combination of one of the former three answers?  10%

Red:  About how many sexual partners have YOU had intercourse with?

  1. None:  4%
  2. 1-3:     12%
  3. 4-10:   28%
  4. 11-19:  17%
  5. 20-35:  6%
  6. 36-50:  20%
  7. 51-75:   12%
  8. Over 75:  1%

Red:  If the woman you loved gained 10 to 25 pounds-not due to pregnancy-would you still be sexually aroused by her?

  1. Yes:  33%
  2. No:  33%
  3. Unsure:  34%

 

Red:  Have you ever faked an orgasm?

  1. WHAT?  HELL NO!  83%
  2. Uh, Yeah, Maybe Once or Twice:  9%
  3. Sure, Many Times:  8%

 

Who would you like to have that dinner out with?

  1. My love interest or partner:  68%
  2. My best friend:  12%
  3. Faith Hill:  10%
  4. Angelina Jolie:  10%

 

Does anything concern you when you’re having sex?  If so, what?

  1. Unwanted Pregnancy:  5%
  2. Giving/Getting STD:  18%
  3. Climaxing too soon:  12%
  4. Getting hard/Staying Hard: 9%
  5. Looking Fat/Looking too Skinny: 8%
  6. Being Able to Satisfy Her:  48%

 

You  . . .

  1. Like to watch your partner masturbate:  92%
  2. Like to have your anus stimulated by your partner:  49%
  3. Are only turned on by a woman if she has a perfect body:  14%
  4. Love it when your partner swallows after oral sex:  85%
  5. Love to give your partner oral sex:  80%
  6. Love it when your partner shaves her pubic area:  78%
  7. Would like your forever partner to be a virgin:  4%
  8. Wish she would take less time to orgasm:  52%
  9. Would like your partner to have breast augmentation:  12%
  10. Truly love giving your partner oral sex:  33%

 

When it comes to your sexual partner, you are scared that . . .

  1. Your feelings for her are declining or gone:  48%
  2. Her feelings for you are declining or gone:  54%
  3. She’ll find out about an affair or indiscretion:  62%
  4. You’ll find out about an affair or indiscretion:  63%
  5. She’ll find out how much you need her:  43%
  6. The sex will become too adventurous—into areas you’re not comfortable with:  30%
  7. The sex will become too automated and mundane:  94%

You . . .

  1. Are okay with an open relationship of some kind:  18%
  2. Are a fairly stable guy, but can get jealous:  62%
  3. Are a jealous mad-man:  12%
  4. Want to get married and believe in the institution of marriage:  80%
  5. Would prefer living with someone or living alone versus getting married:  20%

 

A potential partner has children:

  1. That’s okay with me, no matter what:  44%
  2. That’s okay with me, as long as they fit into my plan:  15%
  3. That’s NOT okay with me:  41%

Interesting, to say the least.  Lacers, your thoughts?

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    The Renegade Poet Says:

    If I had taken your survey a year ago and again today, several answers would change simply because I am not the same person today that I was then. But I think I am the road to being happier now than I was then, too. WEG

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    The Renegade Poet Says:

    meant “on the road”.

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    Anastácia Says:

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17 Mar

Inspiration to Use

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I know I’m unique.  Just.  Like.  Everyone.  Else.  LOL.

It was a rough week.  Motivation was nowhere to be found.  Many of you emailed with the same problem.  Just how were we to bring sexy back???

I’ve decided a brainstorming session is in order!!  I’ll make a list of what makes me hot.  Let’s see if you agree.  Let’s see if anything here inspires you.  And let’s see how many emails I get this week letting me know just what exactly that inspiration led to!!  (Evil giggle)  That will, in turn, inspire me more.  (Evil giggle #2)

READY????

I get hot . . .

1. Listening to men with Southern accents flirt in the most sensual manner.

2.  When I’ve been messing around in a location where I know I shouldn’t.

3.  The minute I hear that belt start to come off . . .

4.  When I see the look in a lover’s eyes as we make love.

5.  As I listen to my lover call out my name in need.

6.  Feeling hot breath travel down my back . . .

7.  Listening to anything Usher is crooning.

8.  When I realize he’s too shy to talk dirty, but I know what he’s thinking.

9.  When his eyes travel up and down my blouse.

10.  When he nuzzles from behind into my back.

And, uh, enough motivation for me!!!  Anything you want to add?

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    Princess Says:

    His poetry, especially knowing I’m the inspiration for it. OR having said poetry acted out on/with me.

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    appliance repair Says:

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    Joey Lyons Says:

    My girlfriend yesterday was drunk, and she started sucking o my anal sex
    toy. I last used it a week ago. I cleaned it with soap a little
    bit after I used it. She recently removed a tooth, so would that be
    an open wound? She said she doesn’t know wether she is fully immunised or not, because she grew up in a poor area of Uruguay. I feel really scared. I am fully immunised by the way..

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    Elma Says:

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4 Responses to “Inspiration to Use”

  1. 1
    Princess Says:

    His poetry, especially knowing I’m the inspiration for it. OR having said poetry acted out on/with me.

  2. 2
    appliance repair Says:

    Well, that is my first check out to redlacesexblog.com ! We are a group of volunteers and starting a brand new initiative in a regional community in the exact same niche. Your blog supplied us valuable information to work on. You have done a marvellous task!

  3. 3
    Joey Lyons Says:

    My girlfriend yesterday was drunk, and she started sucking o my anal sex
    toy. I last used it a week ago. I cleaned it with soap a little
    bit after I used it. She recently removed a tooth, so would that be
    an open wound? She said she doesn’t know wether she is fully immunised or not, because she grew up in a poor area of Uruguay. I feel really scared. I am fully immunised by the way..

  4. 4
    Elma Says:

    i can only compliment you for the good job you have been doing in this blog, congratulations and keep it coming.http://www.capitaocaverna.net

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